Either lie to me and tell me that you miss me or just kick my ass and lets get this shit over with...

Rainy days and mondays never get me down, I've learned enough about that to the point that effects are second concerns only compared to emotions. But memories can sure kick my ass, especially in the hours before sleeping. Unintentionally I slip and slide towards memories that never where and will never be before I go to bed.

So, I am sorry for the early morning messages of gloom. hehehe....

Missing someone is relative to the distance and time zone difference between the two said persons.

Beat that with another Lame E=MC2 equation Einstein...

I sat down with the thought of making a lame April's Fool post -as dictated by blog tradition but as I was booting up the PC, my mom called me into the sala and asked me to move the fan for her. As I was doing this, I noticed that my moms tummy was peeking from under her shirt, so I took the chance and snuggled up to her and started tickling her. (It's sort of a family ritual to tickle my mom whenever we have the chance. HEhehe...) In between fits of laughter and wiping of tears she took my hand and asked me if I wanted to see the stitches she got from her C-sec (Ceasarian Section), which unfortunately she got while giving birth to moi. I've seen it before and under circumstances of guilt that even now I have a hard time trying to fathom. Moving on, she showed it to me and started reminiscing about how hard it was giving birth to me and how long she had to struggle just so I'd be alive today and then we got to the part of how hard it is to rear an "angelic" kid like me which also included a small mental photo montage of all my high school and collegiate escapades.

That's when I thought, "jeez women give life to men and they subsequently drive us mad and rip our hearts out from inside us." and that includes my dear old mom... Am telling you, women are the ultimate everything ang the ultimate reason for nothing...

The world is tie-dyed and colorful.

the seven deadly sins meme:



1. wrath:



who did you last get angry with?

-Dunno the exact date but I think it was last month, it was the Veranda-chair-throwing incident." Don't ask.



who did you last get pissed off with?

-Kelly's boyfriend



who was the last person who got really angry at you?

-Kuya yata I think.


do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

-Never keep grudges. Act on them...;)


2. sloth:



what is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

-Exercise? I should do it daily, but I never do it. hehehe...



what's the latest you've ever woken up?

-Yesterday, I think... round 12pm.


who have you been meaning to contact, but haven't?

-Kuya Ting2x and Dana Uka...



how many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

-I didn't hit today, but on a normal 7:30am school day, I'd average at around 6 times.



3. gluttony:



meat eater?

-I'd anything with protein. hehehe...



what is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting, outing or event?

-Hmmphhh... I once drank 2 sets of RH all by myself? That's 330ml times 10. Hehehe... We also drank up a 1 litter bottle of Chivas Regal and 3 liters of RH.



have you ever used a professional diet company?

-NO



4. lust:



how many people have seen you completely naked?

-I don't keep count but i'd have to say about 20?

ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

-does my brother count?



what's your fave part of the body?

-Hands and feet, definetely both.



have you ever made a proposition with a prostitute?

-Secret



5. greed:



if you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

-Give it to my parents and go on a drinking binge. hehehe...



would you rather be rich, or famous?

-"metaphysically wrinkle free."

6. pride:



what is the one thing that you've done that you're most proud of?

-Shifting courses this late in the game.



one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?

-Tie my own shoe lace? hehehe....



what would you like to accomplish in your life?

- Write a book and have Anne Hathaway as my wife.



what did you do today that you're proud of?

-I have'nt smoke a stick.



7. envy:



if you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

-I'd be Collin Farell, I wanna know how it feels like boning Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan. (Excuse my choice of words.)



have you ever wished you had a different physical feature?

-yup!




I am tagging everybody who wants to answer this meme. hehehe...

For lack of purpose and meaning in life I will now post a meaningless entry. These is entitled, "Lamenting the Loss." It talks about a blog entry lost in the endless labyrinth and mindless maze of a thoughtless CPU. Now, since it's already lost, these post ends here and this pseudo-writer's temper flares.

Somewhere between the boredom of Hoe-Lee Weak and the sudden nicotine abstinence and dry humping the beer bottle, I lost my last strands of sanity.

What could be a more fitting welcome than a big (and I do mean big) bowl of kare-kare and two succulent slices of tuna belly grilled to perfection plus the spicy smell of sinamak -when you get home?

If the prodigal son was my mom's very own? that dumb fart wouldn't have ran away in the first place. He would have sat his prodigal ass at home and thugged it out he's whole life just so he could sit his behind every night at the dinner table and enjoy the simple home cook feasts of mi mama.

Call me a mama's boy, I don't care, because in our family -even my dad is a "mama's boy." There's nothing like having a cooky-cook-ky mom. She's our princess, queen, general, slave driver, cosmic karmic bringer, cashier, accountant, bank, pawnshop, judge, clown, conscience, heart and soul. She's all that and everything else in between.

Humans can be everything ang anything all at the same time.


They can also mean nothing which can happen sometimes but can last for a lifetime.




Ano daW?

Youd think that people would have had enought of silly love songs.
But I look around me and I see it isnt so.
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.
And whats wrong with that?
Id like to know, cause here I go again

I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you,

I cant explain the feelings plain to me, say cant you see?
Ah, she gave me more, she gave it all to me
Now cant you see,

Whats wrong with that
I need to know, cause here I go again
I love you, I love you

Love doesnt come in a minute,
Sometimes it doesnt come at all
I only know that when Im in it
It isnt silly, no, it isnt silly, love isnt silly at all.

How can I tell you about my loved one?
How can I tell you about my loved one?

How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)
How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)