Jed Reston






If life is a river then the author is the stagnant pool of water near the rocks... He wants to be a bum. But sadly this is denied of him by his parents. He fights for it but still. Failure... for him there is nothing like watching TV while lying on the sofa on a cold evening or sitting on the bed with a book and a cold drink. He lives by the laws of love and is evidently a bohemian by nature. For him "carpe diem" isn’t good enough. According to him, "you don’t just seize the day, you grab it by the balls and bite the stinking cock out of It." we can blame his demented mind for that. He is just plain sick. Although branded as a cynic he is no less a good friend. Maybe a bit cheeky, wanna-be-vagrant, I don’t know... He is just everything that you’re afraid of... a good looking retard. A believer of love, a student of human nature and most importantly a free thinker.

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Saturday, April 05, 2008
Tie-Dyed and Colorful

The world is tie-dyed and colorful.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Tagged for the Nth time.



the seven deadly sins meme:



1. wrath:



who did you last get angry with?

-Dunno the exact date but I think it was last month, it was the Veranda-chair-throwing incident." Don't ask.



who did you last get pissed off with?

-Kelly's boyfriend



who was the last person who got really angry at you?

-Kuya yata I think.


do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

-Never keep grudges. Act on them...;)


2. sloth:



what is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

-Exercise? I should do it daily, but I never do it. hehehe...



what's the latest you've ever woken up?

-Yesterday, I think... round 12pm.


who have you been meaning to contact, but haven't?

-Kuya Ting2x and Dana Uka...



how many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

-I didn't hit today, but on a normal 7:30am school day, I'd average at around 6 times.



3. gluttony:



meat eater?

-I'd anything with protein. hehehe...



what is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting, outing or event?

-Hmmphhh... I once drank 2 sets of RH all by myself? That's 330ml times 10. Hehehe... We also drank up a 1 litter bottle of Chivas Regal and 3 liters of RH.



have you ever used a professional diet company?

-NO



4. lust:



how many people have seen you completely naked?

-I don't keep count but i'd have to say about 20?

ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

-does my brother count?



what's your fave part of the body?

-Hands and feet, definetely both.



have you ever made a proposition with a prostitute?

-Secret



5. greed:



if you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

-Give it to my parents and go on a drinking binge. hehehe...



would you rather be rich, or famous?

-"metaphysically wrinkle free."

6. pride:



what is the one thing that you've done that you're most proud of?

-Shifting courses this late in the game.



one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?

-Tie my own shoe lace? hehehe....



what would you like to accomplish in your life?

- Write a book and have Anne Hathaway as my wife.



what did you do today that you're proud of?

-I have'nt smoke a stick.



7. envy:



if you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

-I'd be Collin Farell, I wanna know how it feels like boning Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan. (Excuse my choice of words.)



have you ever wished you had a different physical feature?

-yup!




I am tagging everybody who wants to answer this meme. hehehe...

Friday, March 21, 2008
Lamenting the Loss

For lack of purpose and meaning in life I will now post a meaningless entry. These is entitled, "Lamenting the Loss." It talks about a blog entry lost in the endless labyrinth and mindless maze of a thoughtless CPU. Now, since it's already lost, these post ends here and this pseudo-writer's temper flares.

Somewhere between the boredom of Hoe-Lee Weak and the sudden nicotine abstinence and dry humping the beer bottle, I lost my last strands of sanity.

Posted at 07:31 am by Jed Reston
(2)He said, She said  

Wednesday, March 19, 2008
My Mothers House, My Family's home

What could be a more fitting welcome than a big (and I do mean big) bowl of kare-kare and two succulent slices of tuna belly grilled to perfection plus the spicy smell of sinamak -when you get home?

If the prodigal son was my mom's very own? that dumb fart wouldn't have ran away in the first place. He would have sat his prodigal ass at home and thugged it out he's whole life just so he could sit his behind every night at the dinner table and enjoy the simple home cook feasts of mi mama.

Call me a mama's boy, I don't care, because in our family -even my dad is a "mama's boy." There's nothing like having a cooky-cook-ky mom. She's our princess, queen, general, slave driver, cosmic karmic bringer, cashier, accountant, bank, pawnshop, judge, clown, conscience, heart and soul. She's all that and everything else in between.

Posted at 05:47 am by Jed Reston
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Monday, March 17, 2008
Huh?

Humans can be everything ang anything all at the same time.


They can also mean nothing which can happen sometimes but can last for a lifetime.




Ano daW?

Silly Love Songs

Youd think that people would have had enought of silly love songs.
But I look around me and I see it isnt so.
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.
And whats wrong with that?
Id like to know, cause here I go again

I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you,

I cant explain the feelings plain to me, say cant you see?
Ah, she gave me more, she gave it all to me
Now cant you see,

Whats wrong with that
I need to know, cause here I go again
I love you, I love you

Love doesnt come in a minute,
Sometimes it doesnt come at all
I only know that when Im in it
It isnt silly, no, it isnt silly, love isnt silly at all.

How can I tell you about my loved one?
How can I tell you about my loved one?

How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)
How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)

Posted at 12:10 am by Jed Reston
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Release!

Kung nursing ka, di ka special. Part ka ng sangkatutak na nursing students and registered nurses sa Pinas. You come by the buckets, trucks and any other container that big enough to accomodate thousands of you.

So don't act like one.




Hehehehe... sensiya na mga nursing friends kelangan lang ilabas, nothing personal. hehehe...

Posted at 11:08 pm by Jed Reston
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Beer Day!

It's my birthday today. I am broke, tired, sleepy and I am nursing a terrible hangover and body malaise. But, I bumped into my crush this morning though, I mean literally bumped into her, I was late and was rounding the corner when out of nowhere she came gliding into my sight and wham. I think I might have ACCIDENTALY grazed her mammaries in the process. Sorry crush.. Anyways, we both managed a weak smile and a couple of murmurs of apologies and off we went. I hope she'll remember my perfume as she takes her noon siesta today. hehehehe....

Tonight, beer will not flow, foam will flow from the foam party but not beer... I am broke but on March 1 livers will swell and throats will burn from regurgitated meat and fish from assorted pulutans. And just for good measure, mouths will hang open and drool will drip from two of the most devilishly daring ***** ever to enter OTSO.

Posted at 07:38 pm by Jed Reston
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
The Valley of February

I swiveled my head just fast enough to catch a glimpse of a red and shiny thing go pass, I tried to follow it with my gaze, but all I saw was a blur and a tail of sparks in its wake. I shouted in my excitement and exclaimed, "Whoa! What the fart was that?"

She turned her head and look at the spot where I was pointing my not-so-well-manicured fingers, I wiggled it to stress my shock and she squinted her doll eyes to get a better view.

"I think it's love." She said as we move in a bit closer to investigate. She held my arm as we were moving forward at a slow and steady pace, I knew she was scared and believe me I was scared too, but I didn't let her know. (It's a guy thing.) Thoughts flood my head as we got closer and with them came questions, what if it really is love? Is it wise that we should go hastily at it? Is it possible that we could get hurt? Are we ready for love? What shampoo is she using? Her hair smells nice.

I parted the stuffed toys that cushioned the landing of the red and shiny thing, I can smell smoke and the probability of fire and something burning now seemed so real, yet strangely enough, I wasn't afraid anymore. I knew that as long as she was holding my arms, as long as I can smell her hair and feel her breath on my shoulders I'd be alright. She gripped my elbows as if sensing my burdened thoughts, turned me around and said in her soft narrators voice, "Let's leave it be."

I turned to look at her and answered, "leave it be? What if it is love?"

She fidgeted with the thought looking as if she was unsure what to say, then she said, "If it's love then it will happen, we don't have to go and look for it right?"

“Well, I think love just found us wouldn't you agree?” I argued half-heartedly, I could never find it in my heart to argue with her.

She fixed me with her gaze and she let her eyes do the arguing and as expected, I fold just like last time.. just like all the time. Sadly, she's right, I gave a silent nod of agreement. Then she smiled, bounced up close to me and kissed me on the cheeks and said, "Don't worry, I love you anyways, it's just not the right time."

I sheepishly smiled and said, "I guess you're right, let's just enjoy what we have right now and let nature take its course."

She smiled, pinch my nose and gave me another kiss for good luck.

I held her hand and we both smiled as we made our way through the promenade under the noisy stares and darkened thoughts of a thousand green-eyed dream weavers.

Posted at 07:34 am by Jed Reston
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Monday, February 18, 2008
Another Alcohol Inspired Post

They say that drinking is the haven for the weak. If that's the case then call me helpless...

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