Jed Reston






If life is a river then the author is the stagnant pool of water near the rocks... He wants to be a bum. But sadly this is denied of him by his parents. He fights for it but still. Failure... for him there is nothing like watching TV while lying on the sofa on a cold evening or sitting on the bed with a book and a cold drink. He lives by the laws of love and is evidently a bohemian by nature. For him "carpe diem" isn’t good enough. According to him, "you don’t just seize the day, you grab it by the balls and bite the stinking cock out of It." we can blame his demented mind for that. He is just plain sick. Although branded as a cynic he is no less a good friend. Maybe a bit cheeky, wanna-be-vagrant, I don’t know... He is just everything that you’re afraid of... a good looking retard. A believer of love, a student of human nature and most importantly a free thinker.

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Friday, April 11, 2008
Fem-nomenon


I sat down with the thought of making a lame April's Fool post -as dictated by blog tradition but as I was booting up the PC, my mom called me into the sala and asked me to move the fan for her. As I was doing this, I noticed that my moms tummy was peeking from under her shirt, so I took the chance and snuggled up to her and started tickling her. (It's sort of a family ritual to tickle my mom whenever we have the chance. HEhehe...) In between fits of laughter and wiping of tears she took my hand and asked me if I wanted to see the stitches she got from her C-sec (Ceasarian Section), which unfortunately she got while giving birth to moi. I've seen it before and under circumstances of guilt that even now I have a hard time trying to fathom. Moving on, she showed it to me and started reminiscing about how hard it was giving birth to me and how long she had to struggle just so I'd be alive today and then we got to the part of how hard it is to rear an "angelic" kid like me which also included a small mental photo montage of all my high school and collegiate escapades.

That's when I thought, "jeez women give life to men and they subsequently drive us mad and rip our hearts out from inside us." and that includes my dear old mom... Am telling you, women are the ultimate everything ang the ultimate reason for nothing...

Posted at 07:09 am by Jed Reston

elan
April 24, 2008   06:48 PM PDT
 
awww....good ole' mama's boy.hehehe
Lua
April 12, 2008   05:03 AM PDT
 
...amen...
 

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